
🍷🥃 Choose Your Poison – Funny Drinking T-Shirts for Women & Men
Beer Helps. Wine Helps. Tequila Helps. Whiskey Helps. Vodka Helps.
No matter your drink of choice, we've got a shirt that says exactly what you're thinking.
Funny • Bold • Totally Relatable.
Perfect for happy hour, parties, or gifting to the cocktail (or wine) lover in your life. Whether it’s midweek stress relief or weekend fun, this tee keeps spirits high.
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✨ FEATURES
100% cotton for ultimate comfort (sport & heather blends available)
Classic fit with a structured look
Double-stitched for durability
Trendy streetwear-ready style
Unisex sizing – looks great on everyone
🎁 PERFECT GIFT
✔ Vodka lover in your life? ✔ Wine enthusiast? ✔ Beer buddy? ✔ Whiskey fan?
These tees are fun, cheeky gifts for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
👕 FABRIC DETAILS
100% cotton
Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
Heather: 50% cotton, 50% polyester
5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
Taped neck & shoulders, double seam finish
🥂 Wear it. Laugh in it. Live it.
Choose your poison—then choose your shirt.
Size guide
SHIRT WIDTH (inches) | SHIRT LENGTH (inches) | US SIZES | EU SIZE | UK SIZE | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 18 ½ | 25 ¼ | 6-8 | 36-38 | 10-12 | 7 ¾ |
M | 20 | 26 | 10-12 | 40-42 | 14-16 | 8 ¼ |
L | 22 | 26 ¾ | 14-16 | 44-46 | 18-20 | 8 ¾ |
XL | 24 | 27 ½ | 18-20 | 48-50 | 22-24 | 9 ½ |
2XL | 26 | 28 ¼ | 22-24 | 52-54 | 26-28 | 10 ¼ |